Million Dolla' Bill, Ya'll

A guy goes into a bank and tries to open an account with a $1 million bill.

If you're waiting on me to finish the joke and get to the punchline, I apologize. I'm not joking.

Here's the story at MSNBC: Anyone have change for a $1 million bill?

I feel sorry for his relatives, and I hope the stupidity gene doesn't run in the family.

Join the Sex Toys for Troy King drive!

You might already know about Alabama Attorney General Troy King's insatiable hunger for shutting down "adult" novelty stores. Of course! Why focus on crimes like rape or murder when there might be women (or men) out there...um...having "fun" in the privacy of their own homes!

Well not in Alabama! We just won't stand for that!

Loretta Nall, former gubernatorial candidate for the Libertarian Party, has started a "Sex Toys for Troy" drive, encouraging Alabamians to mail sex toys to the AG....at this address:

Alabama Attorney General
c/o Troy King
11 South Union St., 3rd floor
Montgomery, AL 36130

She began talking about this on her blog, but the story has been picked up by the Mobile Press-Register.

Preview of the Republican Presidential Candidates

Last month, the Capital City Free Press ran a preview of the Democratic presidential candidates, so this month, it's the Republicans' turn.

If you're wondering what they stand for....or even who's running....check out the story here.