5.19.2005

Republicans love family values - that's why a porn star and her boss are coming to the White House

Some of you may know the name Mary Carey even if you are not an avid porn connoisseur. She is the porn star who, along with such other names as Hustler's founder Larry Flynt and child-star Gary Coleman, ran against Ahnold the Governator in the recall election of 2003.

Mary Carey has been an exclusive contract girl for Kick Ass Pictures, run by Mark Kulkis, since 2003. Kulkis was actually her campaign manager during the election.

After that election, in the 2004 Presidential election, Republicans all over were talking about the morality vote, and how people were standing up for family values.

It seems that they have reverted back to their old money-comes-before-family-values-and-morality kind of ways. Kick Ass Pictures released a company press release saying that the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC) has invited Mary Carey and Mark Kulkis to a dinner in Washington, D.C. on June 14, and yes, President Bush will be in attendance.

According to the press release, Carey and Kulkis will be meeting with Karl Rove, a.k.a. the devil, about "important national issues."

Both are excited about attending the event. Kulkis talked about Republicans being the pro-business party and stated that the porn industry has "contributed over $10 billion to the national economy last year."

Carey is especially excited to meet Karl Rove, saying that "Smart men like him are so sexy. I know that he's against gay marriage, but I think I can convince him that a little girl-on-girl action now and then isn't so bad!"

The release did not say if Kulkis, an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC's Business Advisory Council, would assist in any future plans for Carey to run for office, but Carey has expressed interest in running for Lieutenant Governor of California next year. Said Carey, "Since Arnold is a Republican, I thought this dinner would be a great networking opportunity for me."

more info:
Mary Carey to Dine with President Bush

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