8.31.2007

The bathroom antics of Sen. Larry Craig (R- Ida'HO')

Well looky what we've got here - another "family-values" Republican caught in a men's bathroom scandal.

Dubbed by the Stephanie Miller Show as "Senator Tappy McWide-Stance," Craig was caught in a police operation in an airport bathroom. Some say it's a case of "he said / he said."

Craig says that he is a "wide" guy and has a "wide stance," justifying why his foot touched the undercover police officer's foot in the next stall. And he claims the reason his hand was under the wall of the stall was because there was a piece of (imaginary) paper on the floor.

Now, what some seem to be overlooking is this: when your pants are down, how wide can your stance possibly be? Hhhmmmmm..............

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