At the signing ceremony of the Department of Defense's 2005 Appropriations Act, Bush gave a speech in which he "misspoke".....or did he?
Bush:
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we...They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
It's good to know that Bush and al Qaeda think alike.
If the election goes well in November and we're inaugurating John Kerry as President, Bush won't have to look too far for a job opportunity. Our allies in England (London, to be exact) are looking for someone to be the nation's first court jester. They haven't had one since 1649. According to the add, you "must have [your] own outfit (with bells)."
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Bush "misspeaks" during signing ceremony
Help Wanted: Court Jester
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